I have finally located my twin sister!!!
Introducing Helen.
Ok she’s not really my twin, but in fact my doppelgänger!
And as it turns out we have a LOT in common:
Helen also has 3 kids, although hers obviously are happy to have their photo taken with her.
Helen is 5ft 10 (only 3.5 inches taller than me) and is a professional rower for Great Britain!!!!
I too was once a rower…. well actually it was outrigging but pretty much the same thing… and I paddled for Outrigger Australia (which isn’t exactly the Australian team, it’s the name of the local club in Currumbin … but why let that ruin a good story).
Helen has broken world records, Olympic records … probably Guinness records …. And I hold the Brouwer family record for Connect 4 AND ping pong 
…. Until a couple of weeks ago 
Anyway Helen, if you’re listening, you can trust me to uphold your reputation out on the streets my friend.
No more nude dancing and having people think that it’s you gone wild 